Quixotic 1

"It is the Nature of Man (yes, I'm talking about the gender here) to dare his friends to do stupid things. Among the great list of stupid things that Man has dared Man to do is eat things that should not be eaten. Oddly enough, this all stems from Adam daring Eve to eat one of those apples, and she accepted because it was better than all those fart jokes he kept making. And so it has been from the beginning of Man that Man has eaten the strangest things, and in such Man began to eat such oddities as Oysters, Pigs Feets, Snails, and, perhaps strangest of all, Hot Dogs.

Man's Nature to dare Man to eat stupid things and Man of course responding by doing so has led God to simply give up and go off into the bathroom to cry."

---Lawspite, Unicorn Jelly Forums

Sometimes when one is so screwed mentally they come up with interesting comments like this one. And yes, Lawspite is mentally unbalanced. Aren't we all?